DoN't cOME HeRE (2025) - Horror Film Review

The annoying to type DoN't cOMe HeRE was a by the numbers indie horror movie that nonetheless had some interesting ideas to it. Directed by Douglas Thomson and written by Brook Judge, the limited woodland setting almost caused boredom at times, but the mystery of who was responsible for the horror kept me mostly invested.

Jill (Joan Iyiola) and Vivian (Arazou - Ready Player One uncredited) are two American students who have gone to Spain on a summer working holiday. Stopping in a rural town, they encounter a group of rich English friends in a local pub, and with Jill taking a shine to one of them; Peter (Nikolas Salmon), they decide to join them. Together they decide to spend the next day together before going their separate ways, with Jill suggesting they go on a drive together for a hike and picnic. Ignoring the warnings of a local woman (Lina Mira - Pan's Labyrinth) about staying away from the area they are heading to, the group drive on, and initially everything goes according to plan. At the spot they pick for their picnic, Vivian goes off on her own to relieve herself, but doesn't come back. A panicked Jill begins to suspect something has happened to her friend, the group search for her, eventually heading back to their truck where they find the grisly discovery of Vivian's skinned corpse! With their truck sabotaged, the group head off into the woods to try and find a way back to the main road. Whoever killed Vivian isn't done with the scared group however, and one by one, they begin to get picked off by the unseen killer.

While a slasher, this had the feel of a whodunnit due to the variety of characters introduced early on who could be the ones responsible. There was a disgruntled hitchhiker that Jill and Vivian had refused to pick up, an angry local couple (one of whom was the woman warning the group to stay away), and then there is the infighting of the group. With Jill not knowing the others, she begins to suspect that one of them may be responsible. To be honest, that part was a little stupid, not only did it seem strange the friends would have turned on each other, but there would have been evidence of them having committed the crime, rather than still being kitted out in their pristine brightly coloured clothing. Jill was set up as the protagonist, but she was a bit annoying, when late in the movie, Michael (Onur Cocen) states to her that she has been wrong about absolutely everything she has suggested, I couldn't help but agree. That isn't to say the other characters are much better, all rich English young adults, they might have been a bit stuck up, but I liked the obvious camaraderie they had.

The killer forever remains off camera for the most part. This did lead to a little bit of boredom not really seeing kills happen on screen, but it also kept the mystery going of who exactly was responsible. There are a whole bunch of kills, though to my knowledge there are only actually two that are shown, usually characters are either discovered dead, or they are being attacked by someone just out of shot. Thankfully, one of the rare on-screen kills was also the most surprising and fun.
The woodland setting was very samey, with the group walking down various small pathways, at least there was a small change in location for the final act, which saw the survivors holding out in a remote cottage they find. The eventual reveal was almost surprising, I did think some of the potential suspects were set-up as obvious red herrings.

A simple story, and an unexciting location, as well as the lack of many on-screen kills did cause a slight bit of fatigue before the end credits rolled after ninety minutes. I did end up mainly enjoying DoN't cOME HeRE, was a nice bit of escapism after the more serious movies I watched for review this week.

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