From the tasteless title alone (an obvious riff on real life serial killer - Ted Bundy), I fully imagined Ted Bunny would lean heavily into the comedic side of horror. This Michael Fredianelli (Autumn Moon) directed and co-written slasher took itself a bit more seriously than you might expect. That isn't to say there isn't humour here, especially in its meandering second half.
The crew of an online true crime channel have travelled to the rural home of Catherine (Dee Wallace - 3 From Hell, Red Christmas) to interview her for a program they are going to do about Ted Bundy. The director; Sasha (Diana Roman) has discovered that the woman had been allegedly attacked by Bundy prior to him getting infamous, but has never had her story told for fear of not being believed. Accompanying Sasha is her producer Emily (Mia Parco), and two newly hired members; cameraman Tommy (Tammer Girgis) and sound guy, Richie (Dominic Olivo). Interviewing Catherine, the woman tells a story of having been attacked by Bundy, and subsequently discovering she was pregnant with his child. The crew think Catherine is making the story up for attention, and while on a break from filming, Tommy and Richie decide to break into her basement for a laugh. It is here that they encounter Theodore (Trent Avvenire - Bears on a Ship) - her child, now grown up into a hulk of a man, who has a taste for murder, the same as his possible father.
The first act of Ted Bunny was also the best the film had to offer, from here, it was a steady decline in quality for the rest of the 90 minutes. Expectations were subverted as I had figured the whole movie would take place at the rural house location, with the crew tying to survive against the rabbit obsessed woman and her rabbit mask wearing son. This whole section was played relatively straight, I almost got some The Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibes. It felt novel initially when the action moves away from there, but from here, the film became increasingly silly and unbelievable.
Sasha becomes the primary protagonist, and is soon joined by police detective Dante (Brad Satterwhite), who has one of the most wafer-thin reasons ever as to why he doesn't bother telling anyone else at the police station he works at what they have both discovered. As the film progresses, and the body count rises, this flimsy excuse becomes increasingly ridiculous and makes zero sense. Then there is the introduction of two utterly insufferable side characters halfway through the movie. Tommy and Richie were annoying enough, but Sasha's awful friends - Lauren (Sherill Quinn) and Cassie (Jamella Cross) were ten times as bad. Both were pure comedy character with their actions and words so abrasive to the tone of the movie that they stuck out like a sore thumb. Even worse, these two characters served absolutely no purpose whatsoever, if they hadn't even been in the film, it would have made for a better experience.
Theodore (the titular Ted Bunny) is a rabbit obsessed hulk of a killer, with the intellect of a child and a fondness for gnawing on carrots. He features in a bunch of kill scenes, that while not always amazing to see, were at least inventive and reliant on practical effects. Someone having a carrot shoved into their throat, impaled on a tree branch, and a few head stamps are just some of these deaths. The killer had the annoying slasher trope of conveniently being exactly where he needed to be for each scene. It made the protagonist's search for him seem a bit stupid when the killer just happens to be where ever she goes to search at any given point.
The third act continues the downward slide; odd dream sequences, characters reacting to events strangely, and a late film reveal of what Theodore looks like under his mask, sure, sometimes these were entertaining, but they were also in stark contrast to the more serious first act.
Ted Bunny never seemed entirely sure just how comedic it wanted its story to be. Ignoring the silly title, there are a few moments of genuine horror to be found here. The inclusion of insufferable comedy characters, and the painfully stupid actions of the protagonists meant that by the time the end credits rolled, so were my eyes.
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