Thursday, 3 July 2025

The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Thursday 3rd of July


There won't be any blog posts on this site next week as I am off to Dunkirk with my father for the weekend, the weekend being the only chance I get to write posts. I figured I might as well pull my finger out and make this week's output a full five posts (I failed, plus I am moving one of the four posts I did write to next week). Onwards to a terrifying trilogy of horror news.

Found footage streaming service FOUND TV is branching out into video game territory, with first release Tag! You're Dead now available to wishlist on Steam. The game takes the form of a side scrolling horror, with it being a small reimagining of the cursed video game from the film /demo_n. You play as Gary, a man battling his way through a demon infested city. Co-founder and CEO of FOUND TV - Louie La Vella stated that this is only the beginning for their video game output 'FOUND has several other gaming projects in the works, including a VR experience in development...' Tag! You're Dead is due for release this summer.

A trailer for upcoming horror comedy The Massage Parlour Massacre has been released. The film sees a detective who has spent their whole life trying to find the person responsible for their mother's death at a massage parlour get caught up in another massacre at the same location some twenty years later. The star studded cast include Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp), August Kyss (Murdercise), Sandy Johnson (Halloween), Mark Patton (A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge), and Robert Allen Mukes (House of 1000 Corpses). This is to be written and directed by Nigel Hartwell (The Demented).

Finally for today, the official poster and trailer for indie horror Blood Red Beach has been released. Coming from Mad Angel Films (Graveyard Shark), this follows a group of friends who anger the vengeful ghost of pirate Captain Roderick Cross while on vacation at a remote island. Blood Red Beach is due for release on August 1st on Blu-ray, DVD, VHS, and a limited edition collectors box. Preorders are live here.

Wednesday, 2 July 2025

Hot Spring Shark Attack (2024) - Comedy Horror Film Review


A decade or so back there was an explosion of animal based comedy horror films that had ridiculous premises, off the top of my head I can think of Sharknado and Birdemic to name just two. The idea of outlandish creature features never appealed to me, so I didn't actually watch any to my knowledge. The Morihito Inoue written and directed Hot Spring Shark Attack (original title Onsen shaku) is a modern example from that genre, this Japanese comedy horror is ridiculous from start to finish, kind of what I expected, but more fun than I anticipated.

In the coastal town of Atsumi, the mayor has recently had a project for a giant new hot spring facility completed. This coincides with the disappearance of visitors to the centre, and it is feared that a shark is somehow responsible. A shark expert comes to the city and concludes that an ancient shark long believed extinct has been released from its undersea hibernation due to the building of the hot spring, and is now using the pipes to travel up from the sea and eat visitors. Not long after this theory is proved correct, sink holes appear all over Atsumi and people begin being swallowed up by sharks, for it is not just one, but a whole group of these creatures dubbed 'hot spring sharks'. The town is evacuated, and after a government attack submarine is destroyed it is feared that Atsumi will need to be totally destroyed to contain the threat. The mayor, along with the shark expert, and a mysterious strong silent man named Macchi, decide to do one last ditch effort to stop the sharks and save the town.


I'm about due to leave my house at the time of typing and so I will try and speed run through this review. Hot Spring Shark Attack is everything what I expected, but it benefits by not being dull. The effects are as expected ridiculous, but they serve the comedic nature well. There is a lot of CGI used for the sharks and their attacks, there isn't really much effort made to make these creatures look realistic. Occasionally puppets are used, but mainly it is CGI. This also applies to the sink holes that appear, in random bits of road these pools of water open up for the shark to attack, before sealing back up again with no logic for how that is happening. This also relates to the sharks being able to 'swim' along the paths and roads of the town, their fins somehow popping up through the concrete without doing any lasting damage. Shark attacks are plentiful, but with the conveniently fast evacuation of the town, this is more front loaded when it comes to shark carnage. Being a comedy horror, the second half may have less people being attacked, but the number and types of sharks explodes to farcical levels, and of course being a comedy horror, there may just be a king of the sharks that makes a very impressive and daunting appearance for the action packed finale.

Characters as a whole are larger than life and over the top, and their actions are just as crazy. From the police chief who prevents swimmers heading into the ocean by shooting the words (something along the lines of) 'Stay out the water' into the sand with his pistol, to the muscly and mostly silent Macchi who is somehow able to punch the ground powerfully enough to scare off sharks, and later has lots of anime style underwater fights against literal armies of sharks! The story was nothing too special, about what I expected for this type of movie, but it rarely got boring. I appreciated that within half an hour events had increased to ridiculous levels, and with the characters, I found the weaselly mayor becoming one of the main protagonists to be refreshing, and his character arc where he goes from a moron to a likeable and brave moron enjoyable.


I feel films like this can be an acquired taste. Personally, this one had enough going for it that I was rarely clock watching. It might be some dumb entertainment, but it was fun as the piece of obvious silly escapism it had been set out to be. With adequate special effects, a likeable cast, and plenty of stupid moments, Hot Spring Shark Attack made for a nice, if partially forgettable madcap creature feature. Hot Spring Shark Attack debuts with special previews at various Alamo Drafthouse locations on Wednesday 9th July, and will open theatrically for extended runs and special engagements on Friday 11th July.

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