Sometimes a film comes along that despite not being a horror, still seems like it would be a perfect fit for this blog, due to the subject matter. The Johannes Hartmann and Sandro Klopfstein co-directed, crowd funded fantasy film Mad Heidi is a prime example. Described as a 'Swissploitation', this takes all the stereotypes of the Swiss and ramps them up to ridiculous heights, telling a somewhat unoriginal story, but made very entertaining due to how exaggerated everything is.
Monday, 5 June 2023
Mad Heidi (2022) - Film Review
Sometimes a film comes along that despite not being a horror, still seems like it would be a perfect fit for this blog, due to the subject matter. The Johannes Hartmann and Sandro Klopfstein co-directed, crowd funded fantasy film Mad Heidi is a prime example. Described as a 'Swissploitation', this takes all the stereotypes of the Swiss and ramps them up to ridiculous heights, telling a somewhat unoriginal story, but made very entertaining due to how exaggerated everything is.
Friday, 24 March 2023
Carnal Monsters (2021) - Horror Film Review
Carnal Monsters is a very low budget (apparently this cost £500 to make) grindhouse style horror film that comes from director Joe Cash (Slutty the Clown). Having seen his style of filmmaking before I knew to expect something that was slimy, sleazy and violent, and in that respect this didn't disappoint.
Much of the movie takes place just outside the fictional town of Tromaville, at the site of a former nuclear research facility. A group of female friends, looking for something fun to do, have headed to this place to do some urban exploring. They discover two unconscious girls, and soon come to regret helping them, as upon waking up, the two girls turn murderous and begin to hunt down the friends.
Everything about this film is very purposeful, the lack of budget is worn as a badge of honour, and rather than try and create something outside its scope, this instead happily leans into its no budget aesthetic. This includes the humorous use of stock footage from other films, and a conscious desire to make this seem like a lost grindhouse movie through the use of artificial film grain.
The focal point of the film appears to just be to focus on female nudity, with many of the cast either scantily clad or topless for superfluous reasons. The plot here is near non-existent, with the synopsis mentioned in the paragraph above only really coming to fruition past the halfway mark of this sixty five minute movie. While the movie isn't too long, it can occasionally feel like it's dragging, such as an extended news report scene in which reporter Sarah Griswold (Selena Liz) dances naked to heavy rock music for a good few minutes. There are also scenes that seem to go on far longer than they need to, such as the group of friends walking and talking, seemingly making their lines up on the spot and talking over each other.
When the horror does come it is short but sweet, the mostly non-existent special effects see the girls get dispatched in various slightly bloody ways. I did like the masks the two killers were wearing, especially the one with the creepy human mask. The acting was near universally terrible, but I think that part of the vibe of these films is the expectation of poor dialogue, it helps mold this into a grindhouse feel. I did like how this felt like it was part of a larger 'Troma Universe', with some unifying moments such as a fun guest appearance from Troma owner Lloyd Kauffman, and news reports that mention Slutty the Clown from one of Cash's other films, as well as footage of the iconic Toxic Avenger.
Carnal Monsters isn't going to appeal to everyone, and to me it isn't really the type of horror that I enjoy. It isn't even the gratuitous nudity and low budget feel, more the lack of much of a plot, and long scenes of really not much happening, as this led to moments of boredom for me. Still, for such a low budget, this fitted into its genre well, and I am sure there are plenty of people who this will appeal to. Carnal Monsters came to Blu-ray in the USA and Prime Video worldwide in February from VIPCO and Bayview Entertainment.
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Monday, 6 May 2019
High on the Hog (2019) - Horror Film Review
When I found out that the modern day grindhouse film High on the Hog starred Sid Haig (House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects) I knew I just had to see it. This isn't really a horror, but it fits in right at home in the genre due to its dedication to recreating the feel of a 70's exploitation film. What would otherwise be a simple enough story is made much more involving due to this reverence for its inspirations by director Tony Wash.
A deadly strain of weed is being sold in the city, a strain which causes its user to lose their mind, and which is causing an increasing number of fatalities. In actuality it is the result of a corrupt politician hoping to halt the legalisation of marijuana by causing a new scare in the vein of 'reefer madness', but that isn't known to the DTA agents investigating this outbreak. Loose cannon Agent Dick (Joe Estevez - Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance) thinks he has pinpointed the source of this bad strain to a man affectionately known locally as Big Daddy (Haig), who grows weed out on his farm. Dick is prepared to go to any lengths, no matter how illegal, to get his man.
So the first thing that has to be mentioned is how choppy this all is. The film is made to seem like it is poor quality with frequent moments when the film 'burns up' as well as the inclusion of 'missing reel' sections whenever something juicy is going to happen. With this comes a very fast paced editing style with many shots only being a second or so long before switching to the next, over and over again. There are also semi-subliminal images edited into the footage, and out of context shots, such as of half naked girls dancing spliced into it as well. Rather than make this a confusing mess though it really adds to the grindhouse/exploitation angle that make up the bones of High on the Hog. This also features one of the best 'bad trip' montages I have seen in a movie of this type. The way this starts with a girl smoking some contaminated weed for us to then see her perspective was so good looking. As her friends all turn into plasticine figures, the camerawork and editing goes into overdrive, and we see her heart and veins (also as plasticine), it creates a really disorientating and suffocating feel that is perfect for what this scene was going for.







