Showing posts with label Horror Figures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horror Figures. Show all posts

Friday, 3 November 2023

Beneath Us All (2023) - Horror Film Review


Beneath Us All
is the latest horror film from director Harley Wallen (Ash and Bone, Agramon's Gate), and as usual, the director also plays an integral character within the movie. Things started out well, with an intriguing prologue sequence, but once the past is left behind this became something that was a little light on excitement, and that had a cast of characters that on the whole I didn't care about.

During the viking-era, a group of Norse men capture an apparent unkillable madman, Frey (Yan Birch - Agramon's Gate) and seal him within a coffin. Determined his evil would never be free, they transport him across the sea to far off Vineland (what would become to be known as a coastal area of North America), and bury the coffin in remote woodland. Fast forward to the present, and Julie (Angelina Danielle Cama - Ash and Bone, An Intrusion), a foster child approaching her eighteenth birthday discovers the resting place of Frey after a falling out with her harsh foster parents. Intending to do good, she decides she will nurse the man back to health, unaware that he is a draugr, an undead creature that must feed on blood to thrive.


I did enjoy the prologue, I thought it was something a little bit different. It is a shame then that Frey spends the majority of the movie laying around in an old barn. He does of course leave to kill, but these sequences aren't really shown in much detail. There are two protagonists, characters who occasionally meet, but who have their own separate stories going on. It is inferred that Julie has become corrupted by Frey, but again, this isn't something that is really shown on screen. Before she was sweet and caring of her foster brothers and sisters, but upon meeting the man she becomes withdrawn and sullen.
The other protagonist is Rebecca (Kaiti Wallen - Ash and Bone, Agramon's Gate), a social worker who deeply cares about the cases she handles. Having been given the opportunity of promotion of a kind by her friend, Detective Donovan Booker (Wallen), she is torn between her duties to her case files, and doing what is best for her. I never felt like she really got enough screen time to become a character to care about. It felt like either the story needed to be devoted to Julie or to Rebecca, as neither had very satisfying paths. Of course, Wallen was great as Donovan, he is great at playing the role of a good guy, so was someone I liked probably more than anyone else.

Beneath Us All is a literally dark film, with a good chunk of it taking place in dimly lit night scenes. This gave the film a bit of a samey feel to it. The horror was in the background a bit despite it being a key part of the plot. It would have been nice to get a less generic bad guy performance from the character of Frey, and for it to show more on screen of Julie's corruption. The best parts of the film didn't really involve horror, the stand out actors being Sean Wallen (3 From Hell, Ugly Sweater Party)  as Todd Gibbs and Maria Olsen (By Day's End, Ghost in the Graveyard) as Janelle Gibbs. This pair were interesting as they are shown to straddle the line between liking their foster children, and using them to get an additional income. For movie 'bad' foster parents there have been far worse examples, comparatively, in the real world of course they would be seen as monsters. Most the special effects are used for the kill scenes involving Frey, they seemed fine, but being set at night it was often hard to make much out. 

There is a real ability to flesh out characters, to make them seem more than one dimensional stereotypes, and that is perhaps the best part of this horror. For that to happen it was required for the actual horror to take a backseat, I wish more had been dedicated to Julie and Frey, as despite being a very important part of the story it does take place in the background somewhat. Beneath Us All wasn't a bad film by any means, but on a personal level I had wanted more from the undead antagonist. 

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Friday, 10 January 2014

The Real Ghostbusters: Haunted Humans (1988) - Action Figures


I was jogging around E-Bay when I noticed something that gave me an almost lethal dose of nostalgia. I had some of the Haunted Human Ghostbuster toy range when I was a kid, so I leaped at the chance to pick up 4 of them for the cheap price of £8 (the Frankenstein one is actually from the Hollywood Monsters series). Apologies for the low quality camera work, hoping to pick up a decent camera some point this year.

The first figure is X-Cop Ghost (what a lame name). This is a Policeman who to my mind more resembles a female. She/He transforms into a skeletal monster. Actually thinking about the whole idea behind Haunted Humans; if these are normal humans whose bodies are taken over my ghosts then I would imagine in most cases this would lead to the hosts death.


Next up is Mail Fraud Ghost. Again not sure why this counts as a ghost when it is a physical being. Now I know for sure a friend of mine owned Mail Fraud Ghost when I was a child so it is good to see this back in meat space. Mail Fraud Ghost turns into a monster, complete with jaw chewing action by pushing on the legs.


Last in the Haunted Humans range I got was Hard Hat Horror Ghost, Now this one I actually owned as a kid so this has huge nostalgic value for me. This time the human transforms into a giant bat monster, pretty awesome.



Finally I got Frankenstein Monster based on Frankenstein's Monster appropriately enough. Rather than transform this one instead opens its mouth really wide if you lift up its arms.



There a few more in the Haunted Human range I would like to get hold of. From memory there was a Granny one I used to own, as well as an American Football player one that my friend had. Fun trip down memory lane!

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Ozombie - Action Figure News


I heard about this in September last year, as can be seen from the quality of the figure I was in no great hurry to blog about it. Sure it is hard to tell from just one image but it looks quite low quality.

The figure is Barack Obama but zombified. The creators Hero Builders have a whole range of bad looking Barack Obama comedy figures on their website that include another zombie one, and even a Joker one. Zombie news I guess but nothing to get excited about. If for some reason your desperate to get one of these then head to the Hero Builders website.

Saturday, 14 July 2012

Resident Evil 4 - Figures

A look here at the Resident Evil 4 Figure Line.

Garrador:


Chainsaw Ganado (Dr Salvador):


Los Illuminados Monks (Zealots):


Iron Maiden:


U3:


Jack Krauser:


Leon Kennedy and Ada Wong:


Quite a cool line of figures, except for Leon Kennedy who looks terrible, a variant has him wearing a coat which looks much better.

Thursday, 3 February 2011

General Update for February 2011 - Skint Edition


Another month and I am still penniless and jobless but luckily I still have a house full of things to review in the name of Horror. My birthday this month, so I will be another year closer to my eventual demise!

I am playing through Final Fantasy XIII, Dragon Age Origins - Awakening, The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on the RPG front, all are fantasy based RPG's but all feature monsters at some point. Burn Zombie Burn! is still taking up some of my time on PSN, while over in the world of XBLA I am still battling through the quite boring fantasy based puzzler Puzzle Quest 2. On the PC I am playing Beneath a Steel Sky (a Sci-fi point and click adventure) and the FMV horror cheese fest Phantasmagoria.

I saw the trailer for Scream 4 recently, it looks to be as bad as the previous three films (the only good Scream film was the original in my opinion). I don't really know what horrors are coming out at the cinema this year but I still have a legion of horror VHS and DVDs to watch.  I am half way though the final season of the fab Battlestar Galactica so a review of the show will follow watching that.


There really is not more to add this month, though there was one thing...I found a mysterious sinister email in my inbox welcoming me as a member to a bizarre club named Fright Club. Horror and fright awaited me at the site, I am not even sure if I should be mentioning the site as the first and second rule of Fright Club is 'Do not mention Fright Club' (now where have I heard that before?) Still I am now a member of the elusive Club as can be seen by my badge proudly displayed at the top of my site!

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Redneck Zombie Figure (Dawn of the Dead)



Hey, another lazy update.  Testing out a video.  The video is of the redneck zombie figure (the zombie is from the classic Dawn of the Dead)  He's a cool figure, not as cool as Flyboy (who comes complete with a dead body, and gun).  Music is by Send More Paramedics, the song being 'The Hordes'.  I need to find my muse; and I don't mean the band.

Saturday, 12 July 2008

Figure Review - Resident Evil Anniversary Collection 'Licker'

The Licker figure is of course a figure of the iconic Licker creature from Resident Evil 2. The first sudden glimpse of this creature passing a window leads to a headless corpse, and a FMV scene of the Licker dropping down from the ceiling.

The figure is more a statuette than a figure. It is in a fixed squatting position, with its razor sharp tongue extended to the side.

The figure is quite detailed, showing all the muscles, on the back of the figure the Lickers spine is exposed, and coated in blood.
The claws of the Licker are deadly looking, and suitably large. Another good figure from the Resident Evil range.

Sunday, 18 May 2008

Resident Evil Anniversary Collection 'Lab-coat Zombie' - Figure review

The Lab-coat Zombie is a cool figure. It is a zombie from the game Resident Evil (the Gamecube Remake). The figure is well detailed, and stands up well on its base. The figure is finely detailed, but appears to be wearing a wig, perhaps that was the intention?


Included with the Lab-coat Zombie is a Zombie Crow. The base the Crow rests on is a severed hand, which is a nice touch.