"I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it 'my screaming chair'. Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream." So says the zombie ghost pirate Le Chuck in the classic point and click video game; Le Chuck's Revenge: Monkey Island 2. I couldn't help but think of that quote watching the Kenichi Ugana directed and co-written twisted Japanese horror, Incomplete Chairs. This blends elements of torture porn, body horror and psycho thrillers into one demented and not structurally sound whole.
Shinsuke Kujo (Ryu Ichinose) is a much sought after master chair craftsman, someone who receives no end of job applicants from those hoping to study under him at his apartment based workshop, and no end of potential customers hoping to gain one of his exclusive chairs. At least on the surface that is what Kujo is, but unknown to all, the man hides a dark secret. His life's work is to create a special chair, created exclusively from human body parts. Thanks to his fame, he has a seemingly endless supply of unknowing donators...
Incomplete Chairs was both a very odd and gory horror. Kujo plays the part of the film's anti-hero protagonist. He has most of the screen time, though there are other characters with their own sub-plots going on, notably Natsuko (Ryôka Ôshima) - a scout for a chair company who has an intense fascination with craftsman, willing to look past their eccentricities and obsessions, and admire their complete devotion to their work. Kujo is a sloppy worker, body parts strewn carelessly about his small plastic sheeting covered apartment. He seems uncaring enough that he barely wipes blood away from previous victims, with at least one bloody handprint out on full display for any visitors. That element is where some of the dark humour comes into play. Visitors are so thankful to be with him that they fail to notice any of these alarming details hidden in plain sight. The insanity of Kujo is often mistaken for obsession with his work, but the man is obviously crazy, and barely does anything to hide this, making for one of the recurring black comedy beats. The humour also comes from the man's obvious lack of any real skills. Throughout Incomplete Chairs he is shown playing around with body chairs as he tries to plan his dream chair, but obviously has no idea what he is doing.
Much of the movie felt like one long slow paced montage sequence. There are countless scenes of him receiving people into his apartment and inevitably killing them. Often by suddenly grabbing a mallet and bashing their skulls in!
There is a high body count and some gruesome death scenes. Body parts are everywhere, from severed heads and feet, to torso skin and flesh from hands on hangers to dry. Kujo is often covered head to toe in blood, while his victims have such pleasantries inflicted on them such as being nailed to chairs, and a power drill to the eye. Grim scenes, but they never outstay their welcome, taking place in a relatively short span of time before moving on to the next victim.
The film wasn't without its faults, especially with regards to the plot that is only able to unfold as it does thanks to some very unrealistic actions of the supporting cast that had me stupefied at their bad choices. The film doesn't take itself completely seriously, but it still felt strange that not one person comes to his apartment investigating missing persons. It led to an American Psycho type feel of his crimes being mainly in his own mind, but unlike that film, there wasn't any evidence to support that here. Kujo seems like an invisible presence, even when walking through crowded streets while covered in blood no one seems to notice.
Incomplete Chairs was a twisted horror that benefitted by its black humour. The increasingly high level of suspension of disbelief did get in the way of my enjoyment and broke the immersion somewhat. Regardless, this was a good horror and something that stuck around in my mind for a bit afterwards. Incomplete Chairs premiered exclusively on BloodStream on October 15th and is available in both original Japanese and English-dubbed versions.
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