The Rotting Zombie's Round-up of Horror News for July 2022

This month has flown by, I find myself writing another news round-up much quicker than it felt like it should have been. I've gotten a bit lax and doing proper blog writing weekends, I've even struggled to keep to my five blog posts a week. Am hoping I've turned that around this weekend with a decent spread of things to blog about.

Starting off with The Dead and the Damned 2. I don't have too much to say about this, but as it is a zombie film it just had to be mentioned. This was recently released on DVD from Bayview Entertainment, it comes from director Rene Perez and stars Richard Tyson (Battlefield Earth), Raven Lexy (Sleeping Beauty), and John J. Welsh (Alien Showdown). It takes place in the 'savage land', a place where the undead roam. Here, a heavily armed lieutenant is on a mission to give his family a burial at sea. The film can be found here.

The Scottish film company Hex Studios (The Devil's Machine, Lord of Tears) have both announced their latest film as well as their new experimental genre label Hellion Video. The first film for this new label with be Linger. This follows a documentary crew as they explore an abandoned hospital that is said to be cursed. This is written by and starring Tom Staunton, and will be directed by Lawrie Brewster. The press release states that it '...is a unique horror hybrid that blends the documentary style of 'Lake Mungo' and 'Noroi the Curse' with the haunting aesthetic of Scottish folk-horrors like 'Lord of Tears' and 'The Wicker Man'. Films from Hex Studios always have a great similar vibe to them, I imagine Linger will be no different. There is currently a Kickstarter campaign running to fund the final stages of post-production, so check that out here.

Deadlines looks like a vampire film, it is new, coming from director George Demick, and is out now on VOD from Bayview Entertainment. It stars Monica Alexander, Luce Allan and Jacob Anderson and is about a struggling reporter who discovers the reason why the homeless are vanishing in his town.

Coming soon from Matabo Entertainment is Screature, a sci-fi/horror film from Jake C. Young. The synopsis has four soldiers heading into a Canadian forest to stop a top secret project that has gone wrong. It is to star Young as well as wrestler "Superstar" Bill Dundee. 

Nicole D.Angelo's Love Crime can now be seen for free on Tubi and on-demand with Amazon and Vimeo. The film is semi-based on the murder of Travis Alexander by his girlfriend, Jodi with the story revolving around her interrogation of the crime. D'Angelo stars as Jodi, producer Shane Ryan-Reid as Travis, and co-stars Lisa London and Sam Dobbins.

Finally for today, the sci-fi/horror cult classic Event Horizon is being released in a new 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray collector's edition steelbook to celebrate its 25th anniversary. The film stars Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill and Kathleen Quinlan and is about the reappearance of a space vessel years after it mysteriously vanished. Directed by Paul W.S Anderson and produced by Jeremy Bolt, this re-release includes a whole bunch of extras including a commentary and five documentaries about the film's creation. This releases on August 8th.

Age of Ultron Vs. Marvel Zombies (2015) - Zombie Graphic Novel Review

Age of Ultron Vs. Marvel Zombies is the final graphic novel I currently own that uses the Marvel Zombies licence. Like Marvel Zombies: Battleworld that released the same year, this one takes place in the 'Battleworld' (a place where different multiverse have combined into one large whole). I had heard bad things about this, but it didn't really do too much wrong in actuality.

The Hank Pym from the Western world of 1872 is sent over 'the wall' (a huge structure designed to keep the worst multiverse worlds of Battleworld away from the rest) for the crime of trying to construct a clockwork metal man. The bad part is ruled over by three factions, zombified Magneto who controls the undead population in the Deadlands, Ultron who rules over the robots of Perfection, and a reptilian force (who don't factor into the story). Before Hank can fall prey to any of these he is rescued by the trio of Jim Hammond, The Vision and Wonder Man who take him to a protected settlement they've named Salvation. As an alternate version of Hank was the one who created Ultron in the first place, the three hope this Hank will be able to identify a weakness in the humanity hating robot and finally put an end to his reign of terror. Meanwhile, sick of fighting each other, the robots and zombies have decided to team up, merging to become zombie cyborgs in order to destroy Salvation.

This graphic novel brings together Age of Ultron Vs. Marvel Zombies issues 1-4. Perhaps due to the short length it was decided to also include issue 1 of Age of Ultron, an issue which sits awkwardly at the end of the novel. I assume that was to get people interested in that storyline, especially as it ends on a big cliffhanger. It didn't have zombies but it was set in a post apocalyptic world. As for the zombie story itself, by now pretty much every Marvel hero and villain has made an appearance several times over. Still, it was fun to see these characters again. On the undead side you have Magneto, Sabretooth, The Vulture, M.O.D.O.K and Owl as the ones I immediately recognised. On the hero side my favourite appearance was a Punisher who appeared to be from the 17th Century, armed with flintlock pistol and sword and wearing a Witchfinder style hat. A lot of the other heroes I didn't really recognise, as always this is something that will give a lot more enjoyment if you are familiar with the characters.

All Must Die (2019) - Horror Film Review

All Must Die (original title Utdrikningslaget) is a Norwegian slasher that was directed and co-written by Geir Greni. It soon became clear upon starting the screener I had for this that there were no English subtitles. I decided as this was a slasher that I would watch it regardless, with the assumption that once the killing began it wouldn't matter too much that I couldn't understand any dialogue. Unfortunately, while All Must Die is indeed a slasher, it is also a dialogue heavy one, leading to me being avoidably bemused throughout. As such, take my musings on this with a pinch of salt, I am sure the actual release version of this will have subtitles. My synopsis is based on what I think it was all about and may differ from reality.

Gina (Viktoria Winge) is taken away by her four friends for a surprise bachelorette party at a remote cabin. The night begins well with plenty of alcohol and partying, then Gina finds herself in the lead role for a horror themed scavenger hunt. As she follows the clues she begins to notice that things seem a little too real, she keeps getting chased by a masked person (the mask creepily being of her face) armed with an axe, and the fake body parts she encounters seem a little fresh. Despite her friends assuring her this is all part of the game they have created for her, Gina can't shake the feeling that something really is not right with the evening.

The first forty five minutes of this eighty minute movie is the build up to the night of horror. It is all as you would expect, the five friends have differing personalities, with it feeling like there is an undercurrent of something not quite right, such as some voyeuristic camera angles used. When the horror does begin it is all stop and start, moments with Gina alone being chased and discovering what she believes to be bodies, balanced against more downbeat moments where she finds friends who don't believe her stories. With that part it helps that the killer is a considerate one who cleans up after themselves, so Gina trying to prove what is happening is constantly made to look like she has imagined events. It leads to a surprising third act in which past events are shown to have played out slightly differently that what had been presented to the viewer up to that point.

Zombie Army 4: Dead War (2020-22) - Zombie Horror Video Game Review (Playstation 4)

It seems funny to me now that upon starting Zombie Army 4: Dead War I was concerned it wouldn't be able to match the content of the previous game. That previous game, Zombie Army Trilogy was, as its title implies, made up of three seperate games. I have fond memories of playing through that, while I wish I had people to play it with, it was still a fun, albeit, repetitive game of zombie slaying in a World War II setting. My synopsis of the story for this one may be a little foggy, due to playing this over a three year period.

Zombie Hitler has been defeated and banished to Hell but that didn't mean the zombie horde invading the world was defeated. Even with him gone the zombies continue to hunt down the last bastions of humankind. Even worse, Nazi cultists are working together to resurrect the Fuhrer, and so you are in a race against time travelling all over Europe in order to stop this happening.

Zombie Army 4: Dead War is a gigantic game even when you don't count the huge amount of DLC missions. The base game is split over nine chapters and comprises of thirty two different levels. Add in the downloadable content (whose final chapter, Ragnarok released last month) and you have yourself an additional eleven chapters and an extra thirty two levels, making for a whopping sixty four in total. While I dread to think how much money I splashed out to own all the DLC chapters, it did completely double the size of the game, seeming pretty essential in my eyes. Having played this over such a long time period my memories of the base game is hazy.

The Skunk Ape Experiments (2022) - Horror Documentary Review

The Skunk Ape Experiments is an hour long documentary that has a bunch of bearded men on the hunt for the illusive Florida Bigfoot, also known as the skunk ape. While there was a lot going on here, there wasn't actually much explanation as to what the goal of any of this was.

A lot of my synopsis comes from the press release as having watched this I'm not much the wiser as to what it was all about. Apparently 'These investigations look into what feral beasts hide in the swamps, whether a neighbour has been "cursed" for seeing too much in the moss, and what really happened in Crowley House, a manor with a history of hauntings, UFO sightings and mysterious beasts'. In actuality the viewer is spun between the three at a dizzying rate with no explanation for what anyone is trying to achieve at any given time. 

If not for the documentary's title I would have struggled to work out what this was even about. You have a group of men exploring a swamp late at night, with hopes of sighting a bigfoot. You have daytime interviews with people who swear they have had encounters with the creature, then you have a man attempting to commune with demonic forces via the use of ritualistic chanting and consuming magic mushrooms. I felt like some sort of voiceover could have cleared up some of the confusion I felt watching this. I wanted to be on board with what was happening but it was difficult when it flies around between different segments so speedily. In addition to recordings and interviews there are also recreations. Being thrown in at the deep end meant I often felt I was having to play catch up, trying to decipher what was occuring by what various people were saying.

Hubie Halloween (2020) - Comedy Horror Film Review

I'm writing this on what could possibly be the hottest day since UK temperature records began so I shall try and be quick! Yesterday I was feeling very hungover and so needed something simple and easy to watch. I decided on Adam Sandler's Hubie Halloween, a comedy horror, directed by Steven Brill (Little Nicky)  that I hoped wouldn't be too bad, Sandler hardly has a great record when it comes to his films.

Hubie Dubois (Sandler, who also co-wrote the film along with Tim Herlihy) is a dim witted man who has made himself the self appointed monitor of his beloved town of Salem. The highlight of his year is Halloween, a day that he travels around the town seeking to make sure everyone has a good time and follows the rules. Unfortunately for him, nearly everyone in the town dislikes him, despite being mercilessly bullied and teased by those around him he remains resolute in his dedication to ensuring everyone is happy. One Halloween a man escapes from a nearby mental asylum, that coincides with a spate of disappearances over the night that Hubie discovers. With friends few and far between, the man puts it upon himself to solve the mystery.

Initially I figured this would be as bad as I feared. It took a while to get used to Hubie and the odd way he speaks, felt slightly wrong that Sandler was playing a mentally challenged man for comedy effect. However, I came to really like the character in some ways, Hubie Halloween is a feel good comedy that actually contains much less threat than its storyline would suggest. Hubie may be a bit of an idiot but his earnestness and likeability are important here. There were quite a few notable names among the cast, a guest appearance from Ben Stiller (Zoolander), elsewhere there is Shaquille O'Neal (Scary Movie 4), Rob Schneider (The Hot Chick), Kevin James (Mall Cop), Ray Liotta (Goodfellas), Steve Buscemi (Reservoir Dogs) and even Noel Schnapp (Stranger Things), that last one feeling strange to be in a modern day setting with normal hair. In addition, this features a gigantic cast of characters, which makes sense as the film mainly takes place on the streets of Salem during their Halloween event. For this type of film you don't need amazing actors, but to be fair everyone here seemed suited well for their roles with no one really standing out or getting overshadowed by anyone else.

Underground (2011) - Horror Film Review

Underground was the last film in a trilogy box set of horror DVDs I had purchased a long time ago. Directed by Rafael Eisenman (Red Shoe Diaries) and written by Charles Morris Jr. (Night of the Falling Stars), this indie version of The Descent may be inoffensive, but it also barely leaves a memory upon watching.

A group of friends attending a rave at an abandoned military base find themselves inadvertently trapped in an underground bunker after getting into an altercation with some bikers. With several of the friends being ex-military they realise that the only way to escape the bunker is to head to the other exit at the opposite side of it (the door they entered by gets irreversibly jammed shut). With the bunker in ruins, the path through it wouldn't be easy at the best of times, but unluckily for the group it is also home to a bunch of albino mutants who have murder on their minds.

Underground was a movie that I just could not focus on despite the high action that is going on. The prologue, in which a group of soldiers are comically overwhelmed by the mutants during a feeble attempt to retake the bunker some two years previously was a decent set-up, even if the intro title credits that followed looked very amateur. The initial rave was fun and over the top, but appeared to be there solely to get the protagonists into the bunker with a valid excuse. I thought it was a bit silly that the rave and everyone attending it vanishes between scenes, with just one throwaway line to try and give an excuse why that was the case.
If you have seen The Descent there isn't much to be surprised about here. Sure it isn't a cave system, but the heroes are still trapped below ground with a bunch of bald, white skinned mutants. Things barrel along at a lightning pace, the group of friends slowly getting taken out one by one. Along the way they discover old video entries that reveal just what happened to cause this situation.

The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Thursday 21st July

Now for what has become a weekly news anthology post. Plucking three news stories from my rotted sack of mail. The UK is been having some heat waves recently, I can't say I enjoy hot weather, but that's global warming for you.

A crowdfunding campaign is currently running for Camp Pleasant Lake on Indiegogo. The film stars Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp) and Mike Ferguson (Amityville Uprising) with more actors to be confirmed. It takes place at the titular camp, a camp that twenty years previous a girl was kidnapped and her parents murdered. Now, it has been rebranded as a 'horror camp' that sets out to tell that story, via original witnesses accounts and recreations. On the opening night counselors begin to turn up dead.Production on this begins August 29th in Los Angeles. This is to be directed by Thomas Walton, produced by Jared Safier, with associate producer Michael Joy and executive producers Jackson Everest and Michael Mahal. Check out the campaign page here.

Finally for today, Stripped came out on DVD on July 12th from Bayview Entertainment. Sounding Hostel like, this is about a group of friends who are lured to a remote location by some strippers they meet while on a Birthday outing. They find themselves victims of a sadistic black market organ trafficker.

The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope (2020)

It started back in 2015 with the release of Supermassive Games' horror adventure game Until Dawn. This operated almost as an interactive movie with you playing the role of a group of teens trying to survive against a demented killer in a remote mountain campground. This was followed up by a series of smaller bit size games of the same type, presented as if they are part of an anthology. The first of these was the entertaining The Dark Pictures: Men of Medan that took place on a supposedly haunted ship. Currently there are three entries released, with the fourth of final one arriving within the year. Third game in the series is The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope, which has a ghost town as its setting.

One dark night a bus carrying four students and their professor is diverted from the main road due to it being closed. They are directed to take a route that will carry them through a remote town known as Little Hope. While heading towards the place however, the bus driver spots a little girl standing in the middle of the road, and it is while he tries to avoid hitting her that the bus crashes. The passengers awaken to find themselves all bruised and battered, but otherwise ok, the bus driver however has vanished without a trace. They agree to head to the nearby town in hopes of getting some help, and soon find they have no choice, as the thick fog that surrounds the place seems to be channeling them there. It is once they arrive at what turns out to be a ghost town that their troubles really begin. They somehow get caught in a time travel link between modern day and the 1600's and discover a series of witch trials occurring there that feature people who spookily resemble them. Haunted by demonic versions of the victims of these witch trials back in modern day, the group head deeper into the forgotten town, hoping to find a way to escape, convinced it all links to a mysterious little girl.

I haven't played Man of Medan since the first quarter of 2021 but I don't remember it being half as boring as the first fifty percent of Little Hope is. I get that there needs to be some build up to the horror to come, but my initial two hours of this roughly four hour game had me as one of the five protagonists walking incredibly slowly down long misty and mostly featureless roads. At least the characters here were ones I didn't begrudge spending time with. Each of the protagonists you roughly spend the same amount playing as. Like before this is a slow paced adventure game that has you funneled through the story. At set points control switches around between the group and there is the usual shenanigans of characters getting split up every so often. Some sort of face scanning technology is used so that the characters resemble the actors who play them. You have Will Poulter (Midsomer, Black Mirror: Bandersnatch) as the amnesiac Andrew, Caitlyn Sponheimer (The Boys TV show) and Kyle Bailey as Taylor and Daniel who are in a secret relationship, Ellen David as mature student Angela, and Alex Ivanovici (X-Men: Days of Future Past, 300) as the professor, John. Interestingly enough they also play a few other roles, appearing both as the inhabitants of the Little Hope village in the 1600's, as well as playing members of a family who die in tragic circumstances in the 1970's (which takes place as a prologue).

Under Her Skin (2022) - Horror Poetry Book Review

Under Her Skin is an anthology poetry book edited by Lindy Ryan and Toni Miller. As everyone knows a good anthology needs a good theme, and in addition to every one of the roughly eighty seven (!) poems being written by women (cis and trans) and non-binary women, they also share a theme of body horror. I received this for review in October of last year, to be honest I don't know what I was thinking as I really don't get on with poems. They tend to drain me the same way attempting to do a jigsaw puzzle or crossword puzzle does.

The trouble with taking body horror as a theme is that a whole bunch of these felt like very similar variations on a theme. A large swath of these deal with people who are self mutilating themselves for various reasons. These destructive tendencies range from milder self harm like cutting themselves with a razor blade, to completely removing all their limbs and organs. That isn't to say these poems are boring, there are some here that even I appreciated. The best of the mutilation ones for me was Amanda Kirby's Sanctification that was so simple in form yet so effective. Smile by Nico Bell was another good one, a character who takes a drastic response to being told to cheer up. Self mutilation is such a common theme here, body horror often touches on a warped view of the self. From the amount of poems of this type it appears this is one of the key issues faced. Reading or watching films by females I never notice that strong of a difference, here though, poetry feels so much more intimate, the poems all feel like they are from a female perspective.

In anthology books I nearly always talk about each story in turn, of course I'm not going to do that when there are so many poems. I made brief notes on the ones that stood out the most. Outside In by Dalena Storm was one of the only poems which rhymes. It shows how little I read poetry as I thought most poems rhymed, rather than the other way around. I discovered that it is more how lines interact with each other, how well the various sentences interact with each other to give a satisfying cadence and flow. 

The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for Friday 15th July

 

Another week and another small news post. It is humid here in Northampton at the moment, never good weather for preventing my rotted limbs from deteriorating any further.
Starting with a quick glance at the JustWatch top streaming film and TV charts for the UK. I got sent this all the time but it rarely has anything that is worth mentioning. At number six in the steaming charts for films is the newest entry in the Scream series, Scream. Due to not enjoying Scre4m I haven't gotten around to watching the latest one yet, one day I shall. At number nine in the streaming charts for TV shows is season four of Stranger Things. I've currently seen the first five episodes of this and so far is shaping up to be another fantastic season.

River of Ashes is a Southern Gothic novel that was written by Alexandra Weis and Lucas Astor and has been selected as one of Apple's 'Most Anticipated Books for Summer'. The novel was apparently inspired by true events and is about a psychopath, Beau Devereaux who sets his sights on his girlfriend's twin sister. The press release states a warning that the novel contains 'rape, violence, and a psychopath's POV'.

The Golden Pith is a trilogy of 'experimental spoken word horror-fantasy fiction albums that blend surreal poetics with a crooked musical atmosphere'. This became free to download on July 7th. Included in this is Bludgeon, Sufferer's Skin and The Canopy.

That's actually all the news I have this week, it is good to be one top of the news I have been sent, though means I'm a story short for this news post. On a personal note I am currently playing through isometric cyberpunk fantasy game Shadowrun Returns: Dragonfall, as well as The Dark Pictures: Little Hope. I enjoyed the previous game in that series, The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan, so am hoping this one is just as good (spoiler, its not).

Shadowrun Returns (2022) - Cyberpunk Video Game Review (XBox Series X)

Despite the title, Shadowrun Returns isn't actually a sequel, instead it is a video game adaptation of the Shadowrun board game. Further research suggests this may actually be a sequel after all, albeit, a sequel to a SNES/Megadrive game from the early 1990s. This game originally came out in 2013, but this year has seen the release of a remastered version of the game, alongside its two expansions (which were released as standalone titles). You may be wondering why a non-horror game is being reviewed here, that is for two reasons, firstly that dystopian futures are not too far removed from apocalypses (that are prime for being covered), secondly, I damn well love everything cyberpunk.

The game takes place in Seattle in the later half of the 21st century, a world where megacorporations run the world. So far so cyberpunk, the difference here is that the world of fantasy has been merged with it. Alongside hacking and cyberspace you also have magic and demons, as well as typical fantasy beings such as orcs, elves and dwarves. You play as a Shadowrunner (I think they are basically mercenaries) who has been sent a pre-recorded message from a former partner, Sam informing them of their own death. From beyond the grave they have requested that you bring their murderer to justice, with a large sum of money being the reward for doing so. It soon becomes clear that Sam was murdered by a serial killer, someone who has links to very powerful people who are set on irreversibly altering the landscape of the world.

So, Shadowrun Returns is an isometric tactical role playing game. Combat takes place on a grid system with your three action points allocated to moving your character around, shooting at enemies and using special abilities and items. The combat is basically the same as that of Gears: Tactics, but this part of the game has been merged with a more traditional RPG element. The game is split into chapters, each putting you and your team into a small area to either do some investigating or fighting enemies. This is dialogue heavy with conversations often being more detailed than you may expect, I kind of got Planescape Torment vibes. Rather than get experience points you instead are given karma points for doing actions such as completing mission objectives and surviving encounters. These points can be pumped into a series of skill trees that let you do everything from becoming better skilled at using weapons, to having better magic and better cyberspace skills. Talking of cyberspace, this is a whole different area of the game you can travel to optionally. Here you fight computer programs and can summon your own programs to fight alongside you.

Halloween Girl - Chapter 3: The Forgotten Boy (2022) - Horror Comic Review

Earlier this year in May I checked out the first two issues in the Richard T. Wilson created Halloween Girl series, which in itself had been based on a film and a web-series. This is issue is to be part of a seven issue series that makes up Halloween Girl - Book 1: Promises to Keep. The third chapter, titled The Forgotten Boy has now been completed.

Issue three is both a new story as well as moving forward the overarching plot. Eighteen year old ghost, Charlotte Williams, gets a new lead on just where her missing son Luke may be. The boy having been kidnapped by an evil secret society known as The Hollow, She discovers that a demon known as Jason (whose moniker is the titular 'the forgotten boy') may have him, and that for a favour he may release Luke. 

The story here is mostly set-up for future events but it does reveal more character story, especially with relation to Charlotte's spiritual friend Poe, who may have closer ties to The Hollow than she has let on. With dialogue the order of the day here there isn't much horror at all, but with an ongoing series it can't be dialled up to ten all the time. I've read a preview of the issue after this one and it provides a heck of a lot of backstory for Poe and just who she actually is.
The black and white art by Pietro Vaughan can on occasion combine to make really vivid looking art, especially when Poe and Charlotte are walking through woodland. Something I appreciated from before, the facial expressions, again I enjoyed, it is easy to see just what emotions characters are experiencing, which helps in giving life to the dialogue.

The Forgotten Boy may not be the most action packed issue of Halloween Girl but it is one that isn't afraid to focus on providing set-up for future events. I finished it with an impatience to see what happens next, something that I can only take as a good thing. The Kindle edition of this can be purchased here, releasing today, July 13th.

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Escape the Undertaker (2021) - Comedy Horror Film Review

Can you tell I'm dialing it in this week? I'm still getting over a cold/flu thing (pretty sure it wasn't Covid) and so I haven't dedicated too much time to writing blog posts. Escape the Undertaker is an interactive movie on Netflix, think Black Mirror: Bandersnatch but with less choices. At just half an hour long there isn't time for this to get too boring, though some of the ways the choices are implemented were not the best.

Wrestlers Big E, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods have arrived at the remote mansion home of The Undertaker in order to take his magical urn. The trio make up the wrestling team New Day, and it is hoped the power of the urn will allow them to become even more positive people, helping their wrestling career. Despite the unwelcome intrusion, Undertaker, watching from a bank of monitors deep within his mansion allows them into his place, seeing this as a chance to steal their souls.

So this is very lighthearted with New Day being a goofy bunch of guys who seem the very definition of nice. The choices the viewer is presented with here send things down rational pathways, such as choosing which wrestler to follow, which results in one of three different scenes playing out. There are a few different endings based on what you decide to do, but seems to be one proper one, the others featuring bad endings. I didn't like how this culminated in that first time around I wasn't even aware I was at the end, making for confusion when I thought I was choosing a choice and instead found myself sent back five or so minutes into the film. Special effects are of the cheesy variety, magical lightning and other effects are quite low quality. The film can never become true horror as it is geared towards children, so Undertaker is over the top but hardly fear inducing. One thing this did get right was the set dressing, a highlight being a picture of Paul Bearer on the wall in one room. The house is full of traps and secrets which looked fun.

Escape the Undertaker was perfectly fine, but it was lacking on quite a few fronts. While it was fun to see wrestlers outside of wrestling I did find the three protagonists to be a bit annoying, perhaps as I don't know who they are, having never watched modern wrestling. Still, for what it is this was decent enough, hardly essential viewing but there are worse ways to spend a half hour. 

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Life After: The Phoenix (2014) by Bryan Way - Short Zombie Horror Story Review

Life After: The Phoenix is the third and final story in Bryan Way's short story trilogy that followed from his first novel in the Life After universe, Life After: The Arising. His second short story, Life After: The Basement went to some dark zombie free places, so I hoped this wouldn't go the same way. This one felt like the shortest of his stories, I managed to read the whole thing in under half an hour, it was perhaps also the best of the three.

Adam and Shar were in a relationship that came to an end several months previously. Now, Adam, who is still besotted with his ex, gets to see her for fleeting minutes during her break while she works nights at a supermarket. It is after one such meeting, one that resulted as usual in an argument, that Adam notices people behaving strangely in the carpark. He soon comes to realise that the strange riots that have occured in a nearby town have spread, and so sets out to find his ex and protect her.

Way's male protagonists always appear to be quite flawed people and here is no different. With Adam you have someone who takes out his frustration by hitting things, not people, but things. This turns out badly here as he injures his hand even before he encounters the undead, making him in my eyes a bit of an idiot. Elsewhere however things hit a little closer to home, some of the dialogue that occurs between Adam and Shar were things I had heard before in real life, maybe slightly painful to read but it isn't often I resonate with dialogue in a book! As may be guessed, having an argument about a break-up while in the middle of an unfolding zombie apocalypse really isn't the best way you could be spending your time, leading to inevitable situations.

Seeming to not even be set in the same town as The Arising and the other two shorts, this felt the least connected. The connected threads however I did enjoy, we are provided with an alternate take on Anderson (my favourite character from the main novel), and even Grey is name dropped, the suggestion that he may be the best person to team up with during a zombie outbreak made me chuckle. I enjoyed Life After: The Phoenix, it has undead, it has action, and it has characters who at least in some small way felt real.

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House of Bones (2010) - Horror Film Review

From the brief synopsis of the Jeffery Scott Lando (Roboshark, Savage Island) directed House of Bones I assumed it was going to be a found footage movie. Well, it turns out it isn't, instead this is a haunted house film that throws everything but the kitchen sink at the viewer in order to scare them. The plot is almost nonsensical, the editing often confusing, yet at least there is a variety to be found.

The crew and cast of a TV ghost hunting show arrive at a plantation home that has been the site of plenty of mysterious deaths over the years. With the show's ratings falling it is hoped that this one will reverse their fortunes. Included among the group are a cameraman, investigator Greg (Marcus Lyle Brown - Battleship), producer Tom (Ricky Wayne - Real Steel), as well as a psychic, Heather (Charisma Carpenter - Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer). It isn't long when things start going wrong, one of the crew members vanishes into thin air, an ectoplasm type substance is discovered within the walls, and all the exits won't open. The hunters come to realise that they have fallen prey to the house itself, and that it does not want them to leave.

This is a pretty dumb movie that becomes a victim to some of the tropes it parodies. It begins in a good way, after a brief prologue set in the 1950s we then get the super (purposely) cheesy intro credits to the show within the film. This is one element that causes a disconnect, House of Bones never seems to know if it wants to be a scary film or a funny one. This can be seen with an entire comedy side plot going on with one of the presenters begrudgingly travelling to the house, played entirely for laughs. This then feels weird when we go back to the house where an attempt at proper horror is going on. The editing throughout was off, the many techniques used to flip between scenes, as well as the bombastic music made it feel like I was watching one of those actual ghost hunting shows.

The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology - Thursday 7th July 2022

Let me just stick a rotted stump into the bloody news sack here at The Rotting Zombie HQ and see what I pull out.
First up is the 40th Anniversary of Dario Argento's Tenebrae, which is being celebrated with a newly restored 4K Ultra HD release. In this classic, an American mystery author arrives in Rome to promote his new novel, Tenebrae. This coincides with the appearance of a razor-wielding killer whose murders strangely mirror those of the antagonist in the author's new novel. This stars Anthony Franciosa (Death Wish II), John Saxon (A Nightmare on Elm Street), Daria Nicolodi (Phenomena) and John Steiner (Caligula). This new limited edition release comes on three discs (2 UHD/1 BD) and releases on July 26th.

Adrian Esposito-Nomeika (Clowns in the Woods) has announced his next movie, Special Needs Revolt! that the press release describes as 'The Toxic Avenger meets The Running Man'. The synopsis has a man with Down syndrome who awakens from a coma to discover the USA is now an evil dictatorship in which people with disabilities have been forced into institutions. This action-adventure-comedy will be starring people with disabilities.

Finally, Swedish post-punk group Then Comes Silence have released their sixth studio album, Hunger, via Metropolis Records. Alex Svenson from the band states "What is the point of writing songs about the apocalypse and the inescapable future that's drenched in darkness, when the media already do it better? Instead, with our new album HUNGER, we give you the light".

Mad God (2021) - Horror Film Review

I'm dying to read other reviews of Mad God to see what on Earth other people have made of it. First though I need to write my own review without being contaminated by anyone else's thoughts. Mad God is a stop motion biomechanical nightmare that was thirty years in the making, written and directed by Phil Tippett (who has worked on visual effects for such films as the Robocop trilogy, Star Wars, Jurassic Park and The Twilight Saga). Over the years parts of this have been released as short films, but now the eighty three minute movie has been released in full. While undoubtedly impressive looking, I couldn't help but wish there had been more of a cohesive story.

Beginning with a biblical quote about God damning humankind, we then follow a masked man as he descends on a lift through a hellscape, this makes much of the first five minutes or so. This man, with the aid of a cryptic map, then heads off on his mysterious mission, journeying ever deeper into the nightmare world of wanton death and cruelty. This is just one part of a greater whole, with the many sights and experiences the man discovers leading to their own little stories playing out.

You cannot argue that Mad God is very visually striking. That this took thirty years to complete I'm not surprised. The world of the film is rammed with detail and movement. There are many different parts to this with the man's journey only the beginning. There are industrial nightmare sequences in which faceless humanoids work in vast factory settings where life is extremely cheap. There are more organic sequences involving small creatures that ooze fluids and feast on maggots and each other. There is even a sequence that plays out within a TV screen, showing just where the masked man originated from. All of this is achieved mainly with stop motion effects, though on occasion real actors are inserted into the madness, notably Alex Cox (credited as 'Last Man') and Niketa Roman (credited as 'Nurse, Witch'). The way this decaying world seems to be in a perpetual death cycle with itself I took as a view on humankind as a whole, all these societies already exist from before you were born and will continue no doubt long after you have passed.

The Brood (1979) - Horror Film Review

The Brood is one of those iconic classic horror films that I have never gotten around to watching. Written and directed by David Cronenberg (The Fly, Scanners) it features some of his concepts he is well known for, in this case body horror. While rough around the edges, this stood out due to its pint sized killers.

After Frank (Art Hindle - The Void) discovers bruises on his young daughter's back (Candice played by Cindy Hinds - The Dead Zone) he becomes determined that she isn't to visit her mentally ill mother, Nola (Samantha Eggar - Hercules animated film) any more. Nola is a patient of Dr. Hal Raglan (Oliver Reed - Oliver!, Gladiator) whose controversial scientific methods has resulted in the ability for his patients mental illness to physically appear on their bodies as unnatural growths. With Nola he has achieved something unexpected when her paranoia and anger results in the arrival of deformed and evil children, who kill anyone who Nola believes to be a threat to her happiness.

Having known so much about this movie before watching it I really cannot tell if it is actually a twist that the deformed killers here come from Nola. I haven't included a spoiler warning as I felt that it was apparent, the first murder sequence is intercut with scenes of Nola in therapy with Dr. Hal, talking about how much she hates her mother, of course it is her mother who becomes the first victim. In my head I had gotten parts of this mixed up with The Changeling and so kept expecting moments that never came. For much of this I was wondering where the typical Cronenberg style horror had gone to. The psychological horror is here throughout, and by the end some of his body-horror has appeared, in a notable scene involving Nola. The effects were pretty good when it comes to the look of the mutant child and for the growths. The murders themselves at first glance might not seem as effective. The fact that the murderer is a child though makes these scenes more disturbing, especially one that takes place in front of a classroom full of young children!

The Rotting Zombie's News Anthology for 3rd July 2022

I had a bigger news post earlier in the week and now here is a smaller one to finish the week off with. Starting off with the official trailer for horror film Smile. This was actually something that had caught my attention even before I had got sent a press release about it. Sure, the idea of someone being afflicted with a curse that will cause them to die in a weeks time has been done to death (The Ring and One Missed Call spring to mind), but the trailer looked pretty fun. There really are few things as creepy as a smile that is perhaps a little bit too intense. This is directed and written by Parker Finn and is about Dr. Rose Cotter who begins to experience terrifying occurrences after witnessing a traumatic event with one of her patients.

Over in the world of music and Italian trap metal artist Marco Calanca has created a metalcore cover of Attack on Titan's The Rumbling. Becko said of his track "The Rumbling' cover of the Attack On Titan soundtrack is one of the best metalcore songs used in anime to me, it resonated perfectly with my taste". It has reminded me that I really need to get my best friend to watch some more of the anime with me, sometimes it's like pulling teeth from a hen trying to get her to watch our shows!

The Haunting on Gabriel Street came to DVD on June 21st from Bayview Entertainment. It is about the sister of a man who died, along with forty one others on Gabriel Street. Not trusting the government's explanation for what happened, she travels to her brother's house with two friends. In the house they discover 'not everyone in the house that night is dead...'

American Werewolves (2022) - Horror Documentary Review

American Werewolves is the latest documentary from Seth Breedlove (On the Trail of UFOs: Night Visitors, Momo: The Missouri Monster) and as the title obviously implies, this is all about werewolves (known here also as dogmen/upright canids). I wasn't even aware that there were still sightings of these creatures, I thought the only place they would be seen in modern day was horror movies.

The usual style of these documentaries will be a combination of eye witness accounts, expert analysis and a more typical narration. American Werewolves does things a little differently in that the majority of the hour and twenty five minutes is dedicated to eye witness accounts. The vibe here is one of horror, this is reflected in the style of music played, the dark recreations, and the effect used on some footage to make it seem like rough VHS footage.

Apparently each year in America there are dozens of encounters with upright canids reported in North America so it isn't too rare an occurrence. The eyewitness accounts making up most of this meant they needed to be engaging. What you have is around a dozen full accounts that range from the more mundane to the truly nightmarish. Some of these sounded so out there that they felt like a synopsis for a horror film than fact. The people telling their accounts all seemed to genuinely believe what they were saying, you can see the tears in their eyes as they retell their stories, hear their voice shaking at points. From a man telling about the time he was followed by something hidden within cornfields as he ran at night as a teen, to a man whose hunting trip goes very wrong when him and his hunting buddy find their campsite under assault by creatures with glowing red eyes. These accounts were interesting to listen to.

Larry II: The Squeequel (2015) by Adam Millard - Comedy Horror Book Review

I feel like Adam Millard is an author I really should have read more of by now. Back when the UK Festival of Zombie Culture was a thing he was a regular guest and always seemed liked a nice guy. One time I ended up picking up a copy of his comedy horror book, Larry and judging from my review I really enjoyed it. I say going from my review as my memory of the book is shockingly bad, but even despite that, getting into the sequel, Larry II: The Squeeequel was an easy feat. Spoilers for the first book inevitably to follow.

After getting chopped up, decapitated and burnt alive at the end of Larry it seems the geriatric slasher's path of bloodshed and murder was at an end. Life has returned to normal for 'final girl' Amanda Bateman and her friends. However, a year later, Larry's mother (with the aid of the carpet fitting brother of a witch doctor) manage to resurrect the pig mask wearing, axe wielding maniac, who discovers he now has a psychic link with Amanda and is able to pinpoint her location to the nearby city of Haddonfield. Amanda also is able to discover her old foe is back from the dead, and so teams up with her best friend Freddy, as well as enlists the help of a very butch Nun called Sister Geoff in order to stop the killer for good.

As I mentioned in the prologue to this review, my memory of the first book is very patchy. Larry II was a book in similar style to the more recent Don't Smell The Flowers! They Want To Steal Your Bones! by Duncan P. Bradshaw. That book was so jammed of nonsense and fourth wall breaking that it threatened at times to derail the story going on. Here, fourth wall breaking is very much in effect, there is a constant back and forth with characters seeming to be aware they are in a book, and often commenting on the descriptions and language Millard is writing with. There were also a heck of a lot of recurring gags throughout the two hundred and sixty six pages, something that I am a huge fan of thanks to the books of Robert Rankin.