Bring on the Damned! is a horror anthology made up of five short stories, each one written and directed by Brandon Bassham (Slashening: The Final Beginning, Fear Town, USA). I've seen some of the directors previous works and so was unsurprised to find often tongue was firmly in cheek during these tales of madness. Each of the shorts is based around a different theme which simply becomes the chapter's title.
It starts with 'Diagnosis: Satan', this twenty minute film features a psychiatrist named Sarah who has been hired by the Catholic church to see if a violently ill girl is suffering from mental health issues, or if she is actually possessed by a demon. Sarah of course believes it to be the former, but slowly begins to suspect the later may actually be the case.
The indie budget is obvious to see, but that works well for this as it is a neat blend of horror and humour. It plays out like a mockumentary, with a film crew following Sarah around. The story is a traditional demonic possession one, lots and lots of screaming. The highlight was a scene where a priest skins his own face, some cool looking effects despite the lack of much budget. I found the humour to actually work pretty well. References to the darker side of Catholicism are made, and I particularly liked the line where after Sarah asking the exorcist if she can attend the exorcism as well, he says something along the lines of "It's far too dangerous for anyone but an exorcist to be there...and a camera crew". It gets ridiculous later on, in a funny and unexpected way. This was a good start to the anthology.
Second short was the fifteen minute 'Johnnie Lee & Sam' which was a different type of film entirely. Shot in black and white, this was set at an undetermined point in the past, looked to be around the 1920s. Two serial killers; Johnnie-Lee (Conor McCarthy) and Sam (Patrick Foy - The Slashening) accidentally meet one day while burying their respective victims in woodland. They strike up a friendship, but that friendship is tested later in the year when they both target the same woman. A much lighter short despite the dark subject matter, this had a feel of French cinema to it, featuring narration in French, and a neat bit near the end where instead of footage, still images are used (which were expertly chosen I might add). I thought the two leads were both great in their own ways, and it was fun that the two killers had different motives. Again, humour was used to great effect, my favourite part was a chase sequence where both killers are repeatedly putting their hands on their hats to stop them falling off during the chase.
At the halfway point of the stories with the third film - 'Disco Inferno', which at around half an hour long was the longest of the shorts so far. This was set during the disco scene of the 1970's and followed a numb woman who one evening discovers that the only way she is able to achieve orgasm is to kill. Her crimes make national headlines, but one day she meets the self proclaimed 'Disco King' and may have met her match. Stylishly this was the best of the shorts, though not too much really happens. This is made up mainly of various montages, the best being one that shows four differently tinted scenes playing out in each quarter of the screen. Humour again was used, with the club getting less and less people in it over the course of the short due to the killer taking them all out. I loved the music choices here, really hummable, but this was a bit style over substance with the one trick getting a bit stale towards the end. It was wonderfully edited and shot though, visually this was stunning.
The penultimate short was 'Bad Day in Mars Town', another black and white effort, this time with a film noir feel. This takes place in a Robert Rankin style alternate Earth (some point mid-last century) in which humans had gone to war with the cloud like Martians. Johnny Ferri (Terrifier 2) stars as Brack, a hard boiled PTSD afflicted detective who is hired to investigate a sting operation against a wealthy client who was photographed sleeping with a Martian. This was well made, plenty of film noir elements in abundance such as a femme fatale and narration by the protagonist, and I did think the effects for the Martian creatures were great. My complaint was that by sticking so closely to the genre it was mimicking, it all became a little slow and dull. This was the first of the shorts where I was glad to see it finish.
Finally was 'Tara & The Tiger Babes: VSCU' which amusingly styled itself on old Hanna Barbera cartoons. Unable to catch a serial killing rapist known as the 'bottom butcher' (Zac Amico), the police call in Tara & the Tiger Babes, a special band who catch criminals in their spare time. The highlight of this was Billy Bob Thompson as Greggie; an obvious stand-in for Fred from Scooby-Doo. Again there was a lot of music here, with several songs being sung by the band. This included similar language to that used in the old cartoons, and a 'zany' chase sequence that saw everyone chasing each other around a church. I appreciated the joke with this one, but by this point my attention was fading.
Bring on the Damned! was a surprisingly well made and enjoyable anthology, there is no doubt as to the quality of these five films. At an hour fifty, this felt a bit overlong, some of these could have had large chunks cut out of them and not lose their message. It was a shame as there wasn't a bad short to be found here, even the ones that were less interesting still shone due to the sheer amount of variation on show. The linking theme was sins, with each of the shorts preceded by a chapter title stating the sin, but the theme could also be seen as parodies of various genres, from Saturday morning cartoons to Saturday Night Fever, this had a lot of ideas up its sleeve. The humour was often effective, special effects often fun to see on screen, and some good ideas, I just wish it had been a little more tightly edited together, as you can have too much of a good thing. Bring on the Damned! is now available for streaming on Troma NOW.
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